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Such is the controversial nature of ILLUMINATEES and our designs herein, that not even our brand name and pyramid logo are safe from detractors. Believe it or not, we have even been accused of being part of the ‘Illuminati’!

What even is the Illuminati nowadays? Does the secret society, founded by Adam Weishaupt in 18th century Bavaria, even exist today? Do the sociopathic elitists that rule this world actually have ‘Illuminati meeting’ in their schedules of events? Quite frankly, we are of the opinion that it is largely unimportant whether or not this specific organisation is still technically active- because, from other (and much older) secret societies such as the Freemasons, through ‘nonpartisan member organisations’ like the CFR and Bilderberg Group, to think tanks such as RAND Corporation (in the US) and the Tavistock Institute (in the UK), there are more than enough power wielding, clandestine organisations that are operational.

True power is not concentrated in the ‘halls of Westminster’, the ‘corridors of Washington’, or in any other governmental building in any other sovereign nation on earth. The world of politics is pure theatre. Presidents, prime ministers, and other premiers, are little more than puppets- installed, democratically in most cases and places, as the figureheads of their corporations; and it is their puppet masters that are pulling the strings of these world leaders- elected or otherwise- and their respective cabinets. That is not to say, however, that ‘puppet politicians’ do not have a huge role to play, and are complicit in the most diabolical of plans for world domination.

To return to our original point- it should be abundantly clear to anyone that has actually perused our range of ILLUMINATEES, or has read the ‘our mission’ page of this website, that we are very much opposed to everything that such secret societies, steering committees, and think tanks stand for, and the nefarious objectives that they are carrying out.

Our ILLUMINATEES brand name was quite simply borne out of an affection for portmanteaus and other such wordplay; it really is nothing more sinister than a simple fusion of the words ‘Illuminati’ and ‘tees’- with our “hidden” tee in a pyramid brand logo organically derived from the name. If anything, we are attempting to use their own symbology and iconography against “them”- for those that believe in the power of such things.

As for the Illuminati, that too is just a name; we can very well get caught up in the semantics and wonder whether or not there are, to this day, members of an organisation of this particular name- but all that really matters is the fact that, whatever we refer to them as, there is, undeniably, a shadowy cabal of billionaires, philanthropists, royalty, bankers, corporate executives, heads of industry, media moguls, and academia experts, that are conspiring to bring about their tyrannical totalitarian technocratic New World Order.

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