VINDAFLU

This recipe is all you need to make the perfect homemade vindaflu- time to turn up the heat!

• Mix the pickled propaganda, political posturing, and chopped compliance in a mixing bowl. Cover and leave to marinate in the fridge for at least 8-10 weeks.
• Heat the fermented fear in a large saucepan over high heat and add slow roasted symptoms, flaked face coverings, and unsalted variants. Cook for about 9 months, stirring until the symptoms are browned but not burnt. 
• Reduce the heat to medium and add the marinated propaganda and political posturing. Cook for another 3 months, stirring frequently.
• Add the lightly spiced lockdowns, the pinch of social distancing, and the dash of divide & conquer- bring to the boil, cover, and simmer for 3 months until the variants are cooked through.
• Garnish with colours of the rainbow, serve with flatbreads.