VINDAFLU

It's time to turn up the heatThis recipe is all you need to make the perfect homemade vindaflu!

 Mix the pickled propaganda, political posturing, and chopped compliance in a mixing bowl. Cover and leave to marinate in the fridge for at least 8-10 weeks.

 Heat the fermented fear in a large saucepan over high heat and add slow roasted symptoms, flaked face coverings, and unsalted variants. Cook for about 9 months, stirring until the symptoms are browned but not burnt. 

 Reduce the heat to medium and add the marinated propaganda and political posturing. Cook for another 3 months, stirring frequently.

 Add the lightly spiced lockdowns, the pinch of social distancing, and the dash of divide & conquer- bring to the boil, cover, and simmer for 3 months until the variants are cooked through.

 Garnish with colours of the rainbow, serve with flatbreads.